former lyon defender Marcelo Getting an offer that could save his career- TMZ Sports Learn that Dude Wipes wants to hook up the football star with a ton of products to reduce his situation!
Of course, Marcelo hit the headlines earlier this week… after reports explained he was relegated from the French club’s first team For “Continuous Farting” Laughing in the locker room.
The Dude Wipes guys told us they heard about the 31-year-old’s problems…and immediately shelved an entire year’s worth of wipes and sprays that will hopefully save his teammates’ nostrils — and his own Work.
In fact, we’ve got photos of a letter DW wrote to the current Bordeaux centre-back…it reads: “Dear Marcelo, we hope this helps.”
Marcelo’s contract with Lyon finally ended in January… but he can rest easy knowing that DW will cover his ass in the future – if he wants to.
As for the laughing issue… well, you’ll have to figure it out yourself, Marcelo.